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This man you see pictured here is none other than Rapey Reji. He is a serial rapist who likes to rape barbeques in particular. He gave up his 5 year restaurant, the Reji Deji Reli Deli, to become a serial BBQ rapist. He is the #1 wanted man of the FBI most wanted list. This man is Rapey Reji, and here is his story.
Reji began as a small infant, back in 1972. He developed a passion in kindergarden, where he found it erotic to slowly rub his penis against the table. Sometimes, he exploded all over when it was sleep time, but he liked being around this magical white stuff. Legend has it that it was such powerful sperm, one teaspoon alone could make flowers grow and the sky sunny all year. He kept this up for most of his early life until he was 7, where he tried it on a teacher. To be fair to him, the ass was irresistible. Yet, he was expelled by Gabe Newel and forced out of the education program.
Now a homeless kid, living on the streets at only 8, he was starving with his family. They were careful for 6 more years, but they eventually ran out of money and food. To support his family, at 14, he began his life in the prostitution industry. It went well, as he charged $15 for hand, $15 for blow, and $30 for the full spectacular. He did, however, grow a rather hairy bush, and unable to afford a lawnmower, he had to stop at 19 as he couldn't pull anymore customers thanks to his hair down there.
He had learned quite a bit though. For one, black dicks were the best. So, deciding to become the sender rather than the receiver (if you know what I mean), he bought some spray-paint, make his dick black, and laminated it. Finally, he coated it in butter, and headed out into the big world ahead.
Fast forward 40 years to where we are now. Rapey Reji was finally captured yesterday, but here is the tale of of his last rape attempt.
It was a cool, gay Sunday. The Medic was buttnaked at 3 AM, washing cars at a sexy car wash. Perfect, thought Reji, as curry started flowing rapidly out of his anus. It started to sting. He grabbed his asshole, and decided to wipe after he had fucked the medic. He crouched and emerged from behind the bushes, and began slowly sprinting towards the medic. Medic was on the front of the car, working it honey, with the sponge and bucket in his hands. His ass was exposed and the sun beat down on it, making it sweaty, but also looser. Now was the time. Reji pulled down his pants and ran towards the medic. However, since the pants were around his legs, he tripped and faceplanted.
Medic heard this, and ran towards him yelling "MEM" at a high pitch. He shoved the sponge up Reji's asshole, bought and sold Reji's wife, and then won life. The MLG police arrested him and he is now on parole as the FBI's fuckboi.
THE END.
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